Just played a poker session, down about a buyin and a half (thanks to those who cracked AA with KQ and J5s respectively). But I had to post some hand history highlights. Firstly, what sets the guy off. Notice the expert preflop limp-call with 32s:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6002909359: Table Portrait Peak - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:48:05 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: pablo442 ($2)
Seat 2: pranaman ($17.70)
Seat 3: idolfan1986 ($4.15)
Seat 4: jigglypuff64 ($5)
Seat 5: lol_me_is_good ($2.15)
Seat 6: CharlieFreck ($13.80)
Seat 7: iching64 ($10.70)
Seat 8: SteelAleks ($2)
Seat 9: faxxenaxx ($2)
iching64 posts the small blind of $0.05
SteelAleks has 5 seconds left to act
SteelAleks posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jigglypuff64 [Kc Ac]
faxxenaxx folds
pranaman folds
idolfan1986 calls $0.10
jigglypuff64 raises to $0.45
lol_me_is_good folds
CharlieFreck folds
iching64 folds
SteelAleks folds
idolfan1986 calls $0.35
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d 6c]
idolfan1986 has 15 seconds left to act
idolfan1986 bets $0.70
jigglypuff64 calls $0.70
*** TURN *** [3c 5d 6c] [2c]
idolfan1986 bets $1.50
jigglypuff64 raises to $3.85, and is all in
idolfan1986 calls $1.50, and is all in
jigglypuff64 shows [Kc Ac]
idolfan1986 shows [2s 3s]
Uncalled bet of $0.85 returned to jigglypuff64
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d 6c 2c] [4c]
jigglypuff64 shows a flush, Ace high
idolfan1986 shows a straight, Six high
jigglypuff64 wins the pot ($7.65) with a flush, Ace high
idolfan1986 is sitting out
Going to simply cut out the best of the chat highlights from here on out:
idolfan1986: PIECE OF SHIRT
idolfan1986 has returned
(I then repop him on flop with top two pair after he minraises me preflop blind v blind)
idolfan1986: u &@$@#$
idolfan1986: u fayggot
(some idiot who minraised preflop with KTs outdraws him on river after he limp-calls 87s and flops top pair)
idolfan1986: U FYUCKING PIECE OF SHYT
CharlieFreck: quit going all in on &@&$e hands
idolfan1986: quit being a little FAGGGOT AND CALLING WITH NO PAIR
jigglypuff64: tilt much?
idolfan1986: FYUCK U BIATCH
CharlieFreck: quit being a whiny $@@@!
idolfan1986: fyuck u biatch
idolfan1986: u suck DIACK
CharlieFreck: and i have like $15 of your money
idolfan1986: u sucked out like a little bytch
CharlieFreck: only once
idolfan1986: no all the tikmes
idolfan1986: quit being a pussy he didnt have an 8
kunzy007: Beeftime?
idolfan1986: y did u fold charlie u suck ur such a little bittch u and gayboy jigglypuff over here
CharlieFreck: I fold when I can't win
kobebryant1 (Observer): can i ask u something
CharlieFreck: that's why i don't have to buy more chips every 5 minutes like you
kobebryant1 (Observer): whats ur problem idolfan?
idolfan1986: i get sucked out on alot
idolfan1986: u just hit ;lucky hands
Gets a bit dull for a while
CharlieFreck: online fights are the best, no bruises.
kobebryant1: :)
kobebryant1: right
kunzy007: and everybody who dont want to fight can also mute the persons so dont cry
idolfan1986: ur just a fagg like everyone else
kobebryant1: ask somebody else around here
CharlieFreck: how can you call someone a fagg with a name like idolfan
idolfan1986: u r dump? do u speak english
idolfan1986: ask jigglypuff how gay
kobebryant1: backward , i forgot to say
kunzy007: i thought polish
idolfan1986: how is that chinese explain?
kunzy007: bye bye little biatch
Charlie then stacks off with overcards against flopped nuts
idolfan1986: CHARLIE WOW U SUCK
CharlieFreck: still have more than you
CharlieFreck: didn't even have to rebuy
idolfan1986: ur a terrible player
idolfan1986: it was obvious he had a straight
CharlieFreck: and your a donkey
idolfan1986: no u r im not the one calling a straight with just a pair when the opponent made it obvious he had it
CharlieFreck: no you the player who goes all in on 8 7
idolfan1986: i had u beat u sucked out
CharlieFreck: you had a pair of sevens get over it
idolfan1986: not even chasing a flush C HASING A PAIR
idolfan1986: WHOS THE DONKEY U GOT LUCKY
CharlieFreck: and you didn't it's called a game of chance
idolfan1986: hey didnt u have like 15 dollars in chips at one time?
CharlieFreck: hey haven't you already lost like 15 dollars
About this time I get bored so buddylist and chat block both of them.
Currently listening to: Megadeth's Greatest Hits, 8/10