the thing i hate about brawl

is that clearing up the achievements is really, really annoying. let's see what i still have to do:

- clear boss battles on intense difficulty: this wouldn't be so bad if tabuu didn't have such a ridiculously small hitbox that negates charizard's side-b to some extent, huge health bar and really really cheap attacks
- get 500 different trophies: jesus, this is dull, you barely get anything new on the coin launcher
- clear 100-man brawl with all characters: yes, another stupid time-consuming task in a mode nobody likes
- collect all songs: well once i play 50 hours of brawls this'll be done as i have all of them apart from that one
- collect all stickers: again retarded, coin launcher or using the quickspawn sandbag only trick takes too long
- play 100 hours of brawls: boring, will just use the "leave wii on overnight with four controllers on 1-stock no-item custom stage"
- defeat 10 enemies in cruel brawl: just time consuming using the jigglypuff method in that it takes forever to get them to fall off the stage
- play 30 hours of brawls: see above
- clear boss battles on very hard difficulty: see above
- play 50 hours of brawls: see above

the stupid stupid thing is that only boss battles takes any skill, the rest is just time consuming and/or retarded. fuck you nintendo, i want to move onto a new game already. on the plus side, my kirby is now quite good

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JakBaronKing 2008-09-30 13:49:48

ACTUALLY....

they say that whoever can Clear Boss Battles on Intense Mode (WITHOUT Hearts) will be noted by Nintendo.

It's just a rumor...

But yeah...I hear ya...videogames in general can be a waste of time.

And Brawl is no exception.

It's much better to play games for social reasons rather than playing by yourself.

I main Ike...but Kirby's good too

jonthomson 2008-09-30 13:49:48

there's videos on youtube of people beating it on intense without being hit. with falcon.

jonthomson 2008-10-01 10:54:33

update: boss battles on very hard done

kidray76 2008-10-09 11:14:18

Yeah, the play hours thing is just a way the producers do to put more wear and tear on a machine, forcing to either buy a new system when it comes out because won't old games anymore, or force people to pay to replace after warranties. Xbox is notorious for that, to get all the Dead Arising achievements, you gotta go to overtime mod and leave it on for like 18 and 20 hours in IN GAME mode, not just press pause and leave it. So basically, people were force to leave there system on over night on pause, come back, and proceed to play the gamefor like 20 hours straight. And reason why people had to play the game, is because you steadily loss energy and had to re up.

But, back on subject, 100 man brawl was just annoying as shit. Basically easiest way for sorry characters, where to luck up on a fan, and just keep throwing it up in the air. I swear, took me forever with snake because of his bad moves.

Stickers and audio just tedious.

Boss battle was just tedious with all the characters. Just clearing it on intense is fucking hard as hell. Very hard was actually pretty easy with yoshi because of his air down moves. Just intense, pretty much have to be flawless, you get one mistake per 0 health, after that, over.