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jonthomson

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: Cheshire, England
Job: Bum, poker

I see your autosuggestion psychology, elimination policy, a military industrial, illusion of democracy

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Score: 3
Snakes on a Plane in 30

"Disappointing"

date: December 31, 2006

I was expecting one of those movies where you see about ten or fifteen different scenes from the film very quickly, rather than just two screens, namely a plane and a bloke sitting in said plane with a snake. The production's average but that's about it, it's really not worth watching.

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Score: 4
***PIMP PHONE OWNS YOU***

"Pretty amusing"

date: October 25, 2006

Considering what the flash actually consists of, I found it fairly funny. Certainly better than a lot of stuff that has low ratings. Sweet.

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Score: 9
Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER

"Excellent comedy parody"

date: September 7, 2006

This is funny stuff. One of the better parody flashes I've seen here, it looks and sounds good and is full of decent cliches. Well worth looking at whether you've seen the film or not.

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Score: 4
Ball Maze

"Nothing special"

submission: Ball Maze
date: June 22, 2006

This is pretty poor, it's not particularly interesting, the maze isn't clear, the sound is OK I guess but it all looks bland and there's nothing that makes you want to play it more than once.

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Score: 7
Mario Twins (official)

"Interesting parody"

date: June 21, 2006

Very much a different style of parody to most Mario flash that's seen here, and that's probably a good thing. Comical soundtrack, basic but well-made animation that's stylish and funny enough to merit a decent mark. Perhaps showing age a bit but worth a look at.

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Score: 5
football a'track

"So-so game"

submission: football a'track
date: June 17, 2006

It's not a bad concept, it looks and sounds alright and seems to be programmed OK, but the problem comes with the lack of control over the ball, it's very hard to send it where you want to put it. Otherwise it'd probably score higher, but still not something I'd want to play more than a few times.

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Score: 10
K-FED: Dancing with Fire

"Hahaha, that's brilliant"

date: June 17, 2006

Best thing I've seen in the Portal in a long while. It's in the old school Assassin style but it looks bang up to date and is great fun to play. Excellent in pretty much every respect.

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Score: 8
Excitebike

"Good old classic"

submission: Excitebike
date: June 15, 2006

Not a bad little game. Nice selection of tricks and game modes, the race mode goes on for a bit too long but aside from that it's pretty solid in all respects.

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Score: 6
666...667??

"Decent short"

submission: 666...667??
date: June 8, 2006

Not a bad little short, funnier than most that get submitted. You might want to work on the sound levels a bit and look to add some more complex animation in future movies, but it's worth a look at.

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Score: 2
Just because...

"Terrible"

submission: Just because...
date: June 8, 2006

Not even sure how this managed to pass judgment, it's awful in pretty much every respect - there's little to no animation, the graphics aren't great, there's no violence and it's not funny. The sound loop is OK but that's the only tolerable thing about it. Complete rubbish.

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