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jonthomson

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Cheshire, England
Job: Bum, poker

I see your autosuggestion psychology, elimination policy, a military industrial, illusion of democracy

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Score: 9
SIM

"Excellent in depth life RPG"

submission: SIM
date: October 11, 2003

Not the sort of thing I have the time and the inclination to get very involved with, but other people will really like this, and even for a short time period it's fun to play. Absolutely tons of things to do, very in depth and entertaining.

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Score: 3
_Snake_

"OK..."

submission: _Snake_
date: October 11, 2003

But why waste valuable NG time playing a game you can play on your mobile phone? It's better than a fair few of the Snake games here, it works and has multiple levels, but why bother with any of them.

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Score: 9
Fire Man - Incoming Storm

"Excellent Mega Man esque game"

date: October 11, 2003

Don't expect to beat this one easy - it's tough, especially the bosses (still haven't beaten the first one)! An excellent gaming engine, controls are solid and it plays just like Mega Man does. Good selection of enemies and excellent backgrounds and detail with the graphics. It's useful that there's a cheat to get extra lives, a lot of people will need them. One of the best games on NG.

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Score: 8
I Am Resident Evil

"Another fine LF production"

submission: I Am Resident Evil
date: October 10, 2003

Pretty funny, random parody. In my eyes, one of LF's better flashes, it's short and to the point and made me chuckle. If you like LF's work, you'll love this. Same brand of humour and similar cool graphical style.

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Score: 7
Aura: story mode

"Not my favourite sort of movie"

submission: Aura: story mode
date: October 10, 2003

Very good technically, but this isn't the sort of movie that makes me think "this is brilliant". It was good and had a decent plot, but apart from the violent elements it all seemed a bit dull and disjointed. Maybe I had to see the first Aura to understand it more, but I don't think that would have helped a great deal. Others will love this (clearly), but as you say it's not meant to be liked by everyone.

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Score: 9
William the Demon Killer

"Excellent demon killing hijinx"

date: October 10, 2003

Simple premise, but cool nevertheless. You simply can't beat a bit of Carl Orff, enhances pretty much any movie. Chainsaw violence is always great fun. If I have any criticism, it's that there's not a huge deal of plotline and it maybe could have been a tad longer, but on the other hand improving those areas would detract from the violence. It's yet another cartoon with great graphics improving NG no end. Nice work!

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Score: 9
Jim the Cat- The Time I..

"Somewhat disturbing but very funny"

date: October 10, 2003

Another great short cartoon, a bit crazy at times but with a killer punchline at the end. Having not seen Jim the Cat before, I now get why it's so popular. I give it three thumbs up!

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Score: 9
Barge of a 1000 Bullets

"Great Mario sprite flash"

date: October 10, 2003

There's been Mario sprite flashes, and general Mario parody and tribute flashes, but this mixes sprite based graphics and standard graphics in a really cool way which makes the movie great. A basic "tons of violence" storyline which is always good, and some cool music and very funny DVD-style bonus material. Takes a tired genre and makes it look original, a worthy daily feature winner.

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Score: 4
Clock Soundboard!

"OK soundboard"

submission: Clock Soundboard!
date: October 9, 2003

Has a fair selection of words, but I agree with a previous reviewer, the absence of "I want to drive" is poor and the absence of B is criminal. Not a bad effort, but not something I'll revisit especially seeing how you can download programs to do this anyway.

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Score: 7
Balloon Hunter

"Fine little game"

submission: Balloon Hunter
date: October 9, 2003

Shame you can't get the other main features to work, those would have made it score a lot higher. Takes a bit of skill, but it's fun for a while. The lush background and pleasant music add to the experience. Great for just killing a few minutes, could possibly become addictive.

Author's Response:

I would have loved to implement the other two features for newgrounds, but due to restrictions on Flash Player 6, It wasnt an option. Yes, there is a new flash player available(whose new security features would allow me to unlock tournament mode and the high score viewer), but Im quite sure not enough people are using it at the moment.

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