jonthomson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flappy Paper Plane]

Exactly the same unplayable garbage as your previously blammed attempt which you then resubmitted and later removed. Nobody is interested in good Flappy Bird clones, let alone this.

[Flappy Football Attack]

Looks to be exactly the same game that got blammed two days ago. Same terrible graphics and awful gameplay.

[Ball Maze]

Simple enough game. It works, although the collision detection is a bit iffy on occasion, but that's about it, there's no sound, no challenge, and the graphics are basic at best. Add some music, much harder mazes with more tricky obstacles, and it might be worth a play - as is, it's not even worth playing through once.

[Love Match 2015]

Generic match 3 shovelware. Nothing we haven't seen before a thousand times.

[Monster Trucks Memory]

It's Concentration, except with irritating sounds and horribly low-res pictures to match up. Nothing original, difficult or fun here.

[Cubitsu 2]

Have played this a fair bit elsewhere, good to see it actually was on NG and I missed it. Looks/sounds fine, fair bit of strategy to it. Only real replay value is to see how high a score you can get, after about level 6 it just becomes very close to unbeatable.

[Balls]

Pretty similar in concept to a game of the same name that I first played a decade ago, but introducing differing opposition (multiple balls etc) is a neat trick. Not a huge amount of replay value, but worth a quick look and play. Could have used some sound.

[I'm not drunk]

Not particularly good. It's essentially a Flappy Bird clone, except with incredibly unresponsive controls that make the game impossible.

[Flowers Room Escape]

More overdone, boring escape game shovelware. Stop churning these out every day and make something actually interesting.

EscapeFan responds:

Please don't play our games then. No one is forcing you. There are others, who like them. We won't sop adding our games, just because you want it.

[Ninja Sushi]

Oh look, it's a Cut The Rope ripoff. If I wanted to play Cut The Rope, I'd go back in time 4 years to when it was original. Come up with your own games.