jonthomson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snake II]

Another snake game

It's Snake. It's the game you play on your mobile when you've nothing to do. Only, if you're playing this version, you can clearly find better things to do. I've seen much better snake games on NG.

[3d ball]

Pointless flash

Click on screen, ball is made there, it drops and bounces. Construction of the flash is good enough, it's a shame that this ceases to be fun after five seconds.

[moveable stickman]

Move the stickman

Move the stickman around. Try to move it faster. Rinse, lather, repeat. Nothing else to it. The animation is alright, but this is too basic to be worth a good mark.

[BJARNE]

Yeah, Bjarne got it

Crude, basic animation and violence, but it did the job. Wrong side of average, I wouldn't go out of my way to view it. Rather short as well.

[Guy 08 [Doorpick]]

Average at best

Better than a lot of similar animations, at least this one had a bit of interactivity and didn't suck on every level. Most things about it were OK, it was a bit short which held it back really. The multiple endings helped it.

[Old Man Dressup 2!]

Dear oh dear...

It's a dress up game. There's no point to dress up games. This isn't even a good one. Never understood why people make them, never will. If you like dress up games, I'm sure you can find better ones than this.

[Tribute to Mark Goff]

Didn't understand it

Random selection of images. They do a few things when you hover over them or click them. That's it, and it's rated in the threes? Either I'm missing something really obvious, or this is massively overrated. This did nothing for me at all, only good thing was that it didn't take long to load.

[OMFGZ!]

Random humour

Not much to this - guy stands there, you click a button, a noise happens and he gets killed by a flying pig. It sucks, but the randomness of the violence and the movie in general saves me from giving it a much lower mark. A quick laugh, nothing more.

[Saheeb Safari]

OK shooter

Incredibly simple to play, but it works well. Multiple targets, fine graphics and sounds. Good fun for a short while but it gets boring quickly, which is probably related to the unoriginality of the game (at least today, not necessarily when it first came out).

[Kill cute animals: Puppy]

Basic, but passable

Liked the preloader. This is basic in design, but it's OK. You shoot the puppy in different places. The puppy gets hurt in different places. Does what it says, nothing more.