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Recent Movie Reviews

tryhard combo tryhard combo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Senseless two second Madness loop - no background, no sound, no story obviously, even if you had come up with your own ideas (please do), it still would be nowhere near worth watching.

I Am The Sand Guardian I Am The Sand Guardian

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Generally if you're basing something off a vine, you probably shouldn't upload it as there's nowhere near enough content seeing how they're six seconds long. That's exactly what happens here, the drawing/animations are OK but it's over before it starts.

BSE V6 Round 1 BSE V6 Round 1

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It's just about passable. It's not an original idea at all, doesn't have a preloader, loops endlessly, and is far too short, but it looks OK and has a bit more detail to it than most stick movies.

Recent Game Reviews

Pixel West Early - Alpha Build ver.3 Pixel West Early - Alpha Build ver.3

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Do not upload incomplete works to the Portal, especially if you admit it's not even at a beta/demo stage, and you shouldn't upload it then either. Use Dumping Grounds and the forums for this.

snowmanmedia responds:

If you think not even demos should be uploaded, then search 'demo' and see how many results you find.

Hardcore Singleplayer Pong Hardcore Singleplayer Pong

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Awful. Lags like hell, completely pointless, not like there isn't 489237689376803 different versions of Pong here already, of which 95% are more interesting (i.e. have sound, opponent, are well programmed, some even do something slightly different given it's a 45 year old game). Thought about giving you half a star given that it at least is titled as finished unlike that other game you keep uploading pointless betas for, but decided that would be too generous. Make your own game and finish it.

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Ultimate Pong Ultimate Pong

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Why are you submitting an unfinished version of Pong? Search the Portal - there are thousands of Pong games. Even if you finish it, it's not going to be worth playing unless it has something incredibly new and exciting, which is very difficult on a 40+ year old game. Come up with your own ideas.

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Recent Audio Reviews


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not a fan of this track. Doesn't sound particularly drum and bassy at all, more like intermittent video game music and quasi-dubstep, track seems fairly incoherent as to where it wants to go. Others can probably find something here but it's not for me

Demonicity responds:

it's called Electronica its like dubstep/glitch hop but with reeses and drum and bass sounds
and the second drop is almost pure dnb but i really had some problems to choose wich id put it so i will change it to dubstep :D but i still thank you for the comment!

DnB Experimental DnB Experimental

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Average. Track doesn't go anywhere, loop is fairly generic, seems hugely one dimensional. It's not bad, but it's just lacking depth

The Only One The Only One

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I like this. Got a nice epic feel about it, not the sort of thing I'd usually listen to (seen link off Newgrounds' Facebook page), but good production and as stated below would have its uses in various places