jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fat kid farts]

Why?

Some really awful movies fall into the category of "so bad they're funny". This one doesn't. Complete waste of time.

[stick evolution!!]

Nice animation

That had some pretty good animation, and I'd like to see where the story goes from there. Shame you couldn't add any sounds to the movie.

[Crazy Pyscho Gnomes]

Needs sound badly

This really needed sound. The movie wasn't that bad, but it was hard to tell what was going on a lot of the time. Should this get blammed (it's borderline), add some sound and it should get in. A nice, if crazy, idea.

[SMB: The Coonanator]

Large element of lameness in that

Pretty poorly made (those explosions were awful), could have been ok with some more effort. Wasn't very funny either. Sounds were quite annoying.

[FIN]

Not much to this...

The animation is OK, but the choice of colours makes things very hard to see, and there's no great storyline to see if you try. Put a bit more thought into the next one and we'll have a good movie on our hands.

[The Castle]

A fair parody

Not a bad DYC parody, but could have done with being a bit longer, as is the case with many movies here.

[The 1st Mashimaro Parody]

Decent effort

Haven't seen any of the Mashimaro series, but this was alright on its own, if a bit short. Nice out takes. Drawn fairly well.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

It's very very good...

But I don't think it's the best entry on the portal. Yes it's very funny, and has sweet ass graphics and well done sound, but I think it's missing something. Maybe it's the absence of violence or something. I don't know. Top 5 definitely, but not the best thing since sliced bread. Maybe I just prefer games. In any case, this is an excellent cartoon parody. Superb job.

[Counter Terrorism Unit]

Do more! Do more!

Best submission I've seen in a while - a great piece of work. Smart visuals, decent sounds, a good plotline and, most importantly, tons and tons of comedy violence. When every other submission is a 2 second stick drawing or a free blam point, this comes as a breath of fresh air. Good job!

[14K]

Complete waste of space

99K was well done, original and kind of funny. This wasn't, was very short and had very little point to it.