jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PS3 Publicity Drive]

Rubbish

Some random things, like Arfenhouse, are funny. Other random things, like this, aren't. Poor in pretty much every respect.

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What do you do when you're not reviewing flash movies? Give astronaughts marks out of ten for re-entry? It's ironic that you say some random things are funny and some aren't with a total straight face. The very word random indicates a lack of consistency.
Fuck off and make a stickman movie so I can come review it, philistine.

[Crono VS Everyone]

Excellent sprite action

Not bad at all - a well executed sprite hackfest, one which most VG fans should enjoy.

[Pope for a Day]

Alright, but front page?

This isn't a bad movie by any stretch, but I don't think it's worthy of the front page - funny in places, average graphics and varying sound quality, not too short... there just wasn't anything special about it.

[Sherbert the NG Cat]

Superb in it's simplicity

I mean, how could anyone not like Sherbert? It's simple and cute.

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

Short but decent

A pretty funny short, well made, controversial and disliked by a load of morons. In other words, perfect for Newgrounds.

[Madness Depredation]

More Madness! Great!

The Madness series never fails to disappoint. Possibly not quite as good as some of the earlier installments, but streets ahead of most other things on the portal. Completely mental carnage, great in every respect.

[The Reviewer Beatdown]

Nice little short

Pretty good - well animated with good music and quality violence. A bit short but it was funny and entertaining enough to get a decent score. Nice work.

[Big 2]

Pretty average

OK but nothing special at all, has clearly aged badly and suffers from below par graphics and voices.

[CS Sitcom Intro]

Lame trailer

Seriously, you should have just waited to show us the whole thing. What this is is a few badly drawn clips with Hot Hot Heat in the background. Boring.

[2 + 2 is 4]

Boring

This most likely wasn't funny at the time. It certainly isn't funny now.