Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Cheshire, England
Job: Bum, poker
I see your autosuggestion psychology, elimination policy, a military industrial, illusion of democracy
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Deity
Exp. Points: 24,802 / 25,580
Exp. Rank #: 67
Voting Pow.: 8.87 votes
BBS Posts: 15,809 (4.5 per day)
Flash Reviews: 1,555
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
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1,555 Reviews | 153 w/ Responses
This is precisely what Newgrounds should be about. Quick, to the point violence. Funny too.
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Just didn't work well for me, the sound quality is poor, the visuals make for confusing gameplay in places and the actual game isn't anything we haven't already seen a thousand times.
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Those were the golden days of the BBS. A touching piece of flash.
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If it wasn't for the presence of Mikey this'd lack pretty much any redeeming features at all - the animation was basic, sound was often quiet or distorted, and it's not that funny. Could have been a lot better with a bit of work to clean it up and expand the flash a bit.
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Nice stuff, it's got just the right combination of cock gags and cock jokes to get a five in my book.
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Technically this is really quite impressive, but i just didn't like the whole style of the fight, which seemed cliched and ridiculous in places, and the rest of the flash was pretty dull. With Ryu and Scorpion it ought to be relatively easy to script an awesome fight, this didn't manage it.
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Hilarious in places, Stamper's was obviously, well, standard Stamper fare, whoever threw in the lazor chargin line was great, and the guy that did the pencil drawn short did some nice stuff. Shame a few of them were pretty bad.
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Think pretty much all of them were good, nobody's really sucked. Zekey's was obviously the best.
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Not one of the better defence games I've seen, it's far too short, too easy to beat and it's more or less just a case of whether you can mash the mouse button fast enough. The actual game is fine for the most part, could perhaps use some automated weapon upgrades, but there's not enough of it to be worth more than a couple of plays.
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This is the best thing you've ever done and it's not close
Author's Response:
To think, I could make 365 of these per year instead of wasting my time on epic crap!
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