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Agreed, pointless killing rampage

It's a very basic point and kill game, with basic graphics and good gun sound effects. Lots of violence, and it's good that the manager moved to add a bit of variety. Some basic improvements could make it better but for what it sets out to be (pointless killing) it's not bad.

Cool Frogger remake

It's quite rare for a classic video game to be reproduced well here on NG, and this does just that. It's faithful to the original and plays very well. It's pretty difficult as well. This has a lot of things going for it - make more stuff!

OK hamster killing short

Kill a hamster in six different ways. It's quick, fun, good for a laugh. For my money, the drowning option was the best. I don't know what was going on in the bottom left option though. If you want a quick bit of violence, this is ideal.

Rather lame

As the summary suggests, this game is rather lame, there's no skill to it whatsoever and the "fun" is over in a matter of seconds... still, I've seen worse and I'll give you credit for making something with interactivity.

Cool! It's loads of games rolled into one!

Everyone should play this - it's godlike. Dozens of old school style games put into one tough, stylish whole. Great in every respect, and I only wished I'd played this earlier. Great stuff!

Cool different game

Have you watched The Running Man recently (well, it was on last night)? Because this is just Climbing For Dollars. In any case, it's a pretty cool short game, good for a laugh. Could have done with a bit more sound.

yurgenburgen responds:

I watched it last night, it was very cool. Thanks for your review!

OMG! This is incredible!

How the hell did this only get a daily third place? It's absolutely incredible! A perfect crossover between two of my favourite video game series, plays beautifully and is quite probably the best game I've played on Newgrounds (although I did say that about Gunny Bunny the other day). The level is large, easy to get lost in (just like Metroid itself) but the boss was a bit easy once you work out the attack pattern (again, realistic to the old days). Anyone who was around in the old 8-bit days will love this, hell, anyone will love this full stop. You ought to do what someone else said and have Samus doing a Mega Man level.

Holy shit! This is incredible!

Quite possibly the best shooter I've played on NG. Plays like it should be on a console or something! Absolutely frantic action, great graphics and sounds, loads of different weapons and enemies, it's just cool in absolutely every respect. I can only hope you're already working on another level for this!

Sweet interactive banner

Short but enjoyable - three different ways to hurt, well, whatever that was supposed to be. Good animation and nice short sounds. Could have done with a couple more buttons ideally. Quality and fun for a quick laugh.

Accurate slot machine

It's a good simulation of a slot machine, with good relevant graphics and sounds. However, it could use more credits to start with initially, and I don't know why anyone would want to play a slot machine over the internet rather than in real life. Anyway, it's a nice flash. I just don't like it too much.

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