jonthomson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space Bar Spammer]

Pointless submission but cheers for the free medal points

BeminFire responds:

:P :P

[Run! Mayweather Run!]

Nice idea, but gameplay is far, far too limited to possibly recommend. Hit detection also seems iffy.

vasquezdavid1991 responds:

yes, I know the jugabiidad is limited but have only 2 days learning to program .

I'm working for it is not so limited.

[Spaceshrimp ALPHA 1.0]

Do not submit tests to the Portal, use dumping grounds.

TotteAndersson responds:

Thanks.

[Flowers Room Escape]

More overdone, boring escape game shovelware. Stop churning these out every day and make something actually interesting.

EscapeFan responds:

Please don't play our games then. No one is forcing you. There are others, who like them. We won't sop adding our games, just because you want it.

[Side Swapper]

Decent enough. Simple concept, controls would make a lot more sense if you could map keys and use W to jump, not overly difficult but alright for a quick play.

Smike05 responds:

Alright, thanks for the feedback!

[Arcade Snake]

It's Snake. It's like any other version of Snake on here, of which there are hundreds. I only give you half a point as it looks/sounds OK and there's gaps in the walls which is slightly different, otherwise you've just copied off of the Kongregate link you list.

dlarocque91 responds:

ok thanks

[Squelementals]

Poor effort. Slow, no sounds, bland visuals, unoriginal idea, no reason to play it. Only rates so highly as it appears to be mildly functional.

Nifelheimaro responds:

I agree as I'm mostly into coding, will keep that in mind!

[A snake game]

Dreadful

can't crash into the walls. unoriginal. something that shouldn't be more than 100kb weighs in at 3mb, seemingly purely because you've shoved poor irrelevant music in. looks horrible. not worth playing in the slightest, because you played a better version on your phone 10 years ago.

telinc1 responds:

Ahh... The "Solid Boundaries of Death". This is what made me to hate the original version of the game.
Because, you know, it`s just pointless to be able to crush yourself in an "invisible wall". And from "looks horrible" I understand, that you just looked at it and wrote a review, without even playing it. I complety ignore jerkish reviews like that one.

[Shooting range(beta test)]

Why submit this?

Really don't see the point in submitting tests to the portal. Your sounds work, the actual shooting mechanism works, but you can find that out yourself. As is, it's a pointless, not particularly good looking generic fps engine with nothing to actually do. Avoid playing this.

INeedNoUsername responds:

i don't care, its a beta.

[Super Mario Revived]

Front page? Give me a break.

I have no idea why this game is on the front page. Sound in the preloader is never a good start, but the actual game is pretty poor as well. The collision detection in some places is horrendous, and everything is incredibly slow, to the point in some places that it's unplayable. The sounds aren't great either - there's frequently multiple things playing at once for no good reason. It's not awful but it's overrated, even at 3.10.

Sinterkaas responds:

I know this is overrated, but I don't mind it being on the FP, at least you write a normal review instead of some people who just give a 0 for all, and go OMG YUO SUXOR.
Believe me, the next part will be a lot better.