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jonthomson
KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU
"People who avoid failure, also avoid success"

Age 42

data analyst

Cheshire, England

Joined on 5/18/00

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60
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82,848 / 100,000
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12
Vote Power:
10.07 votes
Rank:
Sup. Commander
Global Rank:
187
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22,949
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17,530
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60%
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Deity
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Comments

'Sup!
My name's Teddy. I died or something, LOL.
Post this in one million blogs or I'll kill you.
I'm super serial.

Case one:
Gary thought it was dumb and didn't repost this.
Three years later he stubbed his toe really bad.
He didn't break it, but he did have to ice it off for a while.

Case two:
Susan just banned the user who posted this in her blog.
The next week she was over charged by twelve cents for bread at a grocery store.
Actually their policy is to refund the price in it's entirety when that happens, but it's still a hassel.

Case three:
Little Billy thought it was funny and laughed about it.
Eighty-seven years he died having acheived all his life's goals.
Personally I think that's a horribly ironic way to die.

0-100,000 -
You die

100,000-500,00
You die

500,000-999,999
You die

1,000,000
You still die, but you'll probably win the lottery or something before you do.

Are you SURE you want to ban Jercurpac from making comments on your news page?

Can I watch?

The revolution will not be televised.

yeah go get them, daddy needs his whistle points.

Hooray for shiny whistles!

Error - You have been banned from posting in jonthomson's blog. Perhaps you should try not being a douchebag in the future.

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ditto

btch im cuter

I bet I ban more than you.