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Posted by jonthomson - August 6th, 2018


News post, nearly five years ago, in relation to hitting level 60

Only 13 years in the making.

With great power comes great responsibility, so here comes my manifesto of what CRAP will be BLAMMED:

- all "match 3" games. We've seen enough.
- all dress up games. We've seen enough.
- all Madness rip-offs. Come up with your own ideas. Krinkels Day is an exception, but you're not Krinkels.
- all "tests", "previews", "alphas", "betas", "demos", "works in progress" etc. Nobody gives a shit. Show us it where you've finished it, if you must show it someone, post in one of the forums after sticking the file in your dumping grounds and ask for thoughts.

And nothing much has changed, although to be fair there's not many dress up games now. That said, points three and four seem to be merged into one, with the fourth seemingly exclusively used for various hentai style games that never get a full release ever and just continue to spam Patreon and use NG for advertising to say there's a newer version elsewhere.

I do feel somewhat sorry for those that are actually trying to put out new, original material, I don't have a huge amount of time to view things nowadays, but it's got to be hard unless you kill it from day one. You can't even get a review crew pick seeing how all the eastern euro Krinkels ripoff wankers will all circlejerk their shit with fives.

But as I don't want to make a post that's completely negative, here's a GTA speedrunner getting owned by variance from about the same time I made that original post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfONdyWD1mk


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Posted by jonthomson - May 17th, 2018


 


Posted by jonthomson - June 25th, 2017


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/717406

 

Ten years ago, fuck my life


Posted by jonthomson - March 31st, 2017


Funny that my forum signature still listed my Starcraft 2 user ID, when I haven't played a game since 2012. That game's dead, SC1 is now alive.

 

Have been looking back at stuff from the mod meat I went to nearly 10 years ago. Those were the days, that was great fun. Maybe some time soon I'll get back to the US, maybe heading to SF, watch a Raiders game... oh fuck


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Posted by jonthomson - November 7th, 2016


MAKE HARAMBE GREAT AGAIN


Posted by jonthomson - September 9th, 2016


Only took flagging pretty much every single shitty almost certainly stolen escape game twice daily for months, but persistence pays off

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Posted by jonthomson - July 25th, 2016


August - Accrington, Amsterdam, Hannover, London, Sheffield

September - London, Bremen, Bielefeld/Cologne

October - Dublin


Posted by jonthomson - June 5th, 2016


This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Trap on 12/26/03 at 8:14:04 AM, has been deleted

Better late than never I suppose?