jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Junk Mail]

You fucking assholes!

This is only funny because it's an actual phone call. It's a good job that the actual phone call is, in fact, really really funny. The rest of the flash is pretty basic, and the cat at the end was good, but it's all about the phone call. OK.

[Warped]

It's a screensaver, basically

Lots of shapes, moving around repeatedly. Forever. It's just like a screensaver. What this is doing as a piece of flash, I have no idea. It's a nice enough animation, but it's not really the sort of thing I expect to see on NG.

[Star]

Could have been OK

Seemed like a nice enough animation, if a little basic, with a fair choice of background music, but then it finished too early. If there's no violence or interactivity, the graphics and sound have to be really good, especially if the movie is short. This wasn't.

[The Woes Of Circles 3]

This is in the threes why?

It's a still of several shapes made with the oval tool, with a confusing, difficult to understand sound clip. If the sound clip was clearer, or if there was any animation at all, it might be worth watching.

[Toying With Love]

Lacking in many respects...

If this was trying to make a point, it didn't make it very well. Drawing was OK, but this needed some sounds, needed to be longer and funnier, generally could have been better.

[A tribute to gettin drunk]

Alright random short

A harmless enough short, interesting to watch but nothing too serious. Good for a laugh, could have done with being a bit longer perhaps.

[Me vs Slime]

Could have been worse I guess

Not great, but not very good either. It was fun for a moment guessing how the slime was going to die after he hit the button. I'd have gone for a trapdoor. The drawing wasn't bad at all. Make it longer and it'll be better.

[Blink]

Poor stick movie

A very short, poorly drawn, badly made stick movie. When the best feature is an irrelevant sound clip, it's not a good sign. Putting in a slow motion replay doesn't help. Try harder next time.

[Mental Process]

Good little animation

One of the few movies that's on an infinite loop that works, this is probably worthy of underdog - it's alright if you look at it, but on the face of it, people will vote low. The sound loop was good and the graphics were clever. I like it!

[Madness (preview) Remake]

Continue if you like

Just remember what makes the Madness movies so good. You might want to work on that speech, it was very unclear. The preview is OK and the final movie shouldn't be too bad.