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[kick @$$ clock crew]

A clock slide show? Why??

This appears to be just a slide show of clocks and their profiles, with a few random sounds thrown in. I got bored after about four, so if I missed something at the end, my bad. But I doubt I missed anything interesting at the end. Learn to spell "when" as well, and words in general.

[FBF Deaths]

Nice stick deaths

Unoriginal, but well done. The animation was slick, and the deaths looked good. This is a nice flash! Five deaths to choose from, for the price of one!

Satoshiji responds:

Thanks =)

[Dame-sama v. Warui-sensei]

Good little fight movie

Not a bad movie - fight scenes were decent although the animation wasn't too great, sounds were acceptable and there's more than one scene which is lacking in an awful lot of movies. You could do worse than this, it's a good short.

[The Snorf]

OK I guess

Graphics were good, but the movie was unfinished, didn't have much of a plot to it and didn't progress fast enough, which made it quite boring. The sound got irritating after a while as well.

[Die finds a friend]

Decent little entry

Lots of good things about this - some interactivity, leading to multiple stories, violence, ok sounds and graphics and some humour. Nothing spectacular by any means but better than average. Nice work.

[Evolution In Games]

Interesting concept

Wasn't sure what to expect with this, as it's an interestingly titled flash. We get Pong, gone feral. It's a nice idea, and I find it works quite well. Do this with other games!

[StickeyMickey vs. Poinser]

Don't make part two

The flash was far too slow, poorly made, with little plot, crappy violence and no sound. This has so few redeeming features I can't think of any off hand. I can think of fifty better stick fights off the back of my hand.

[Dojo!!]

Poor stick fight

Nothing to recommend this really - the fight was far too short, had no sound, was poorly done in general. With so many stick fights on NG, there's no reason to watch this one as there's dozens that are better.

[Insane Driver!!]

Yes, complete crap

It's always a worrying sign when the author says his movie is complete crap. This is crap, but not complete crap. It's short, basic, poorly drawn with bad sounds and no interactivity. As a game this might have been OK, as a movie it's very poor.

[Officer Copper Funker]

Had potential, then stopped

This was looking good, with the moody black and white graphics which looked really good, along with the nice music. Then it stopped. Why did it stop? This should really have been completed.