jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[watch yourself]

Fine, but overrated

This was OK for what there was, but it was too short, had average sound and wasn't very funny. The guy gets hit in the balls. That's it.

[Reading Rainbow 2]

Much the same as the first one

As it says, this is in the same ilk as the first RR movie, if not a bit funnier. If you liked the first one, you'll like this one. If not, you'll think this sucks.

[Souped-up Civic]

Didn't think much of this

This was pretty basic in most respects and isn't that funny at all.

[Green Death!]

Well animated but short cartoon

This was drawn and animated well, with some OK sound effects, but it was just too short and had little point to it.

[You're so fucked!]

Well, it makes a point

But as a flash, this stank. Three stills and some music. I thought the music was alright, which is the only reason I don't rate this worse than I did.

[Flammie Gets Hungry]

Dear god...

Thank god this is buried deep in the purgatory that is the "very old, poorly rated" section of the portal. This stinks, and if this was resubmitted today would be blammed without a second thought.

[Shyguy's Revenge]

Mediocre sprite based Mario parody

This wasn't that good. It was pretty long and had some story to it, but the graphics were pretty lame and the sounds weren't too good. But as an early attempt this was OK and hopefully the submissions will get better with time.

[Scorpion's Day Off]

Decent video game short

Mortal Kombat meets Duck Hunt. Didn't think it could be done but this is short and sweet. Fun to watch, although it's rather short.

[Crashing Into Zelda2]

Not a bad flash

There was a decent enough mixture of good graphics, a solid choice of song and storyline to get this a good mark. The music fitted the story nicely, and it was long for the filesize.

[Dress up game tutorial]

Why bother with this?

Tutorials are all well and good, but why make one to show people how to make dress-up games, which are pretty much universally crap?