jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[****animation withdrawn]

Pointless movie

These sorts of things only ever work if there's good animation and the sound clip is good. Unfortunately here, the sound clip absolutely stank and the animation was very basic, hence the low score.

[The Real Matrix]

Interesting

Some nice effects, plot didn't make sense but it wasn't meant to (if there was one). Nice sounds in the background.

[The Eguardo Files]

Rather bland

This wasn't awful, but it's not really worth watching. Alien guy can't understand idiot, punches him. The most interesting thing about this was the random meaningless title.

[Square - 2]

What the hell was that?

Looks like you found a cool sound loop, but couldn't think of anything interesting to do with it, so you just moved a load of shapes around. The shapes moved well, but this still sucked. Different I guess.

[Madness Combat]

Damn skippy! Best violence ever!

I love this submission - the most important thing is the masses and masses of violence. This is a good thing. Cool music, functional graphics and some funny twists in there. I'm off to watch that again.

[Elian - Wazzup!!!]

The original and best

The first wassup movie, and probably the best of the lot. Still funny today.

[Illusions-The Real Thing]

Fairly cool, but doesn't work well in flash

Well, it was pretty good and it's something I haven't seen before here, but this sort of thing doesn't really work in Flash. Could have done with some suitable background music as well.

[Virtual Clocksanity]

Very nice music parody

I always liked that record, and this is an excellent parody of it. It's well made, basic but nicely done. Was quite long for the file size too which was impressive.

[Oblivious 01 (v2)]

Mildly amusing

A different style of entry, which was fairly funny and pretty well made. Not too short and it's fairly simple.

[BuLLEt PRoofE]

Continue with the experiment

For a stick movie this was pretty well made - some decent effects in use. Complete the movie and create a good storyline and this will be a lot better.