jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My First Movie SE]

That was so lame it's untrue

The only thing that saved this was the comedy music. Please don't waste our time with this crap again.

Mushroom-Clock responds:

YUO ARE TEH SUKC

[Comic fan vs bad film]

A fair effort

Nice overall flash. Not much else to say about it really, it was OK but not my sort of movie.

[AOL Justice]

Good point

AOL does suck. The movie wasn't brilliant, but passable. It would have seemed worse if the target wasn't AOL. A nice effort.

The-Mailman responds:

It was just a parody of AOL's latest commercial. I doubt any other target would have fit the bill.

[Retarded Animal Babies]

It's great!

This is well worthy of it's high Portal ranking, but having seen RAB3, I somehow can't quite give it the ten it would have got had I watched it when it first appeared. Lots of excessive violence - class!

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

That is absolutely hilarious. No two ways about it. Keep them coming!

[The Birds]

For a first movie, ok. Otherwise...

Average at best. Decent stick graphics, but you can improve in so many areas. Make it longer, interactive and with better sound and it could be OK.

[Godzilla vs SARS]

Absolutely comical in every possible way

The best thing I've seen in ages! And under 1MB as well! This is great! Everyone should watch it!

[Mega Moronic Dare Devil]

An interesting story

I liked the story - there was no sound which was a bit disappointing, but everything else seemed alright. Learning to spell might help in future movies. A decent enough effort.

[Star Wars : Missing Scene]

Hey, that's pretty funny!

The sound could have been a bit better, but that's a pretty funny movie. I could have spent all day just making the main menu go "wookie". Nice. An interactive saber fight would have been a good addition as well.