jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LEVEL 10]

Short, random movie

Didn't think I'd ever see a movie dedicated to level 10... anyway, it was OK I guess. Didn't really appeal to me. I see what you're saying, but it's the same for everyone.

[Eskimo Sucks 3]

Didn't get it

The sounds didn't make much sense, I couldn't tell what was going on half the time, I just found it to be a poor flash movie. Nothing stood out as being good about it.

[Happy Memories]

Pretty boring stuff

Graphics were OK, but the movie wasn't really going anywhere, didn't have much of a plot to it, or a point for that matter. Short, dull and unenjoyable. It also ran really, really slowly, which I couldn't understand.

[skate scare]

Nice skate effects

Alright skate movie, nice use of different camera angles and lots of different tricks. Could have done with better sounds, perhaps some bails as well. No idea what that message was about.

[magneticroboticmetalgrey]

How long did that take?

Must have been all of, what, five minutes? Don't submit stuff like this, it's just ten or so frames of "can you tell what it is yet? Oh, it's a stick figure".

[Rice]

Fairly short parody

Not a bad short, considering there was just the one joke in it. Drawing bar the sticks was OK, and there was a good music track being played, I don't know if it was trying to make a point, but there was some token stick violence which helped the cause a little bit. In the end it didn't do enough to make me think it was worth watching.

[Dancing shrOOmz]

Dancing mushrooms indeed

Does what it says - it's got dancing mushrooms to a dance track in the background. Simple, and it's passable. The graphics seemed a bit rough, but not too bad. Not something I'd come back and watch, however others might. It's short and sweet.

[Memories of a Beach]

Eh?

It just seemed to be a picture of a shell or something, with crazy brightness changing and a beach sounds background track. Didn't do anything else, and I left it to do that for ages. Quite boring.