jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cocktail Movie #1]

Way too short

If you make more, they need to be a lot longer and more interesting. You can draw pretty well, but without a storyline that means very little.

[Smoker]

Well drawn

Shame it only lasts two seconds. Must try harder.

[Kill The Doodle]

Needs a lot of improvement

It's well drawn but in the end it's not funny and not long enough. Coupled with the crap sound effects and general lack of interactivity, there's very little reason to view this movie.

[Suicide X]

Crappy but kind of not pointless

It's very sticky, but at least there's some thought and work been put into this and there's several things to do. Plus the Rocky music can never hurt. Neither can random violence. For the next one, try to tidy up the graphics and put more thought into plotline ideas.

TheGuyWhoShotBambi responds:

I am trying to tidy up the graphics in the next one. Thanks for noticing there's gonna be a next one too.

[Scrotum 2]

A timeless NG classic

I remember downloading the tracks used on this back in 2000... this was great then and still is now. Everyone should see this movie at least once.

[Scrotum 1]

Scrotum rules...

I remember Scrotum the puppy first time around... seeing this brings back a load of happy memories from the days where 300K was considered a big file size. I still love this.

[Fat kid farts]

Why?

Some really awful movies fall into the category of "so bad they're funny". This one doesn't. Complete waste of time.

[stick evolution!!]

Nice animation

That had some pretty good animation, and I'd like to see where the story goes from there. Shame you couldn't add any sounds to the movie.

[Crazy Pyscho Gnomes]

Needs sound badly

This really needed sound. The movie wasn't that bad, but it was hard to tell what was going on a lot of the time. Should this get blammed (it's borderline), add some sound and it should get in. A nice, if crazy, idea.

[SMB: The Coonanator]

Large element of lameness in that

Pretty poorly made (those explosions were awful), could have been ok with some more effort. Wasn't very funny either. Sounds were quite annoying.