jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crazy Idiots]

Pointless stick crap

Poor stick graphics, they're not even hurting each other. Voices so quick they're inaudible, and with the movie so poor I don't even want to make an effort to understand what they're saying. Boring lame stuff.

[Get Ur Check On]

Really bad

That wasn't funny in the slightest, indeed in someways it was so bad it was disturbing. Short, below par in the graphics and sound departments, doesn't appeal to me at all.

JGold responds:

"In the slightest?" Who the fuck talks like that? And as for your other comments, why don't you watch it again or actually make a damn movie before you judge my graphics and sound.

[num1000 512kb cache mix]

Crazy Japanese happy hardcore mayhem!

If you're looking for a mental, crazy flash that's barking up the wrong tree at 100 miles an hour, you've come to the right place here. This is great stuff. An incredible piece of happy hardcore style dance music provides the backdrop for some crazy graphical effects which make no sense whatsoever, but that makes it even cooler. Like a music video on acid, this makes my favourites for its pure Japanese insanity!

[lll_NG Tribute_lll]

Not a bad tribute

Tribute seems a bit of an odd word for it, but I suppose it's sort of suitable seeing how you're using the Pico characters. Not too bad, OK comedy with a cool twist at the end when Tom arrives. You might want to not have the sound playing while it's loading, not a big problem but it does annoy me slightly as I can't just mute the flash without muting Winamp playing MP3's at the same time. The actual music was good though!

alexsmolik responds:

Ok, I'll reconsider that for my next flashes. I will start the sound when you press the PLAY button, when it's finished loading. Ok, I can do that ! Sorry if it bothered you.
Yeah, maybe Tribute is a big word, but I couldn't come up with something ...
Thank LT for the actual music !!! ^^
Thanks for the nice review man !

Alex

[Mario VS everyone!]

Very nice sprite action

This takes a lot of ideas from other movies (notably Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom) and gives a Matrix slant to a Mario sprite fight. It all works well and looks good. If you like Nintendo sprite movies, you can't go wrong with this.

[moo cow]

Not bad for a short

A couple of funny moments in this. For a short it's not bad at all. Drawing was simple, and the sounds were adequate. Some violence would have been good but would probably have spoiled the film.

[Peanut]

Makes a point, for sure

All this movie is doing is making a point, and it does so in a fine manner. Short but cool at the same time.

[All Your BLAM!]

Cool AYB parody

Mix All Your Base with the general crap that gets submitted to the portal and you get this. It's a little on the short side, but it's very funny and well made. Great idea, good in every respect.