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Nice e-card

As far as e-cards go, this is pretty good. It has clocks, crazy music, mild nudity and some humour. It's a nice short, do more!

Slightly different stick violence

You ought to change the title of the movie - I thought it was going to be a Super Mario World parody... anyway, it was clear the answer was going to be no, and we have a nice stick shooting a stick sequence. Good graphical effects, and it works well.

OK stick flash

It's certainly different and it's a nice idea. It just wasn't that interesting or funny. The framerate should have been higher as well. At least you tried to do something new with stick figures rather than just have them shoot each other.

Oh dear

It's like B, only twice as bad and not funny at all. Once is funny, twice is a waste of space.

Not particularly funny

Not a bad movie, it had it's moments. It just wasn't overly funny, especially after the punched in the face moment. Coupled with the lack of any other outstanding features, this movie is rather mediocre. Could have been worse, but with care could have been a lot better.

What the hell?

It's a fish pond. Looks like all of about five frames of poor graphics infinitely looped. Truly awful.

LordAba responds:

It was more like 4, but you get the point.

What were you smoking when you made this?

Dude, this is seriously fucked up, but it's funny. Very funny. The best apple-based movie I've seen on NG. The randomness of some of the comments reminded me in a weird way of Retarded Animal Babies, and that can't be a bad thing. Comical fruity flash.

Has potential

Your graphical style is good, I like it. Good choice of music too. I suggest if you make another, make the fight longer, and make sure there's no random plot twists like finding lasers out of nowhere. Think carefully about the fight sequence and you should have a green rated movie or better next time.

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