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the second
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the fourth annual newgrounds best game ever topic. bleh, no other real content, just wanted to stop displaying that awfully long draft post.
Actually, one interesting thing I'm involved in on another forum is a "best Premiership team ever" draft thing. there's 20 of us doing it, and we're into the third round now. imo my team so far of Ronaldo, Lampard and Keown looks pretty good.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Miami Dolphins:
1 Jake Long, OT
32 Philip Merling, DE
57 Chad Henne, QB
Very solid selections. Long was one of a few players that they could reasonably take at 1 and will fill a hole, likely at RT, for years to come. Merling dropping to the second was a surprise and along with Henne are great value picks.
St Louis Rams:
2 Chris Long, DE
33 Donnie Avery, WR
Either Long or Dorsey would be fine picks with the second selection. Not sure on Avery, the Rams could certainly use WR help but there were better picks on the board imo.
Atlanta Falcons:
3 Matt Ryan, QB
21 Sam Baker, OT
37 Curtis Lofton, LB
Taking Ryan at 3 is a huge reach imo, I'd rather have taken Dorsey here and looked to take Flacco/Brohm/Henne later. Baker and Lofton are OK but I'm not convinced.
Oakland Raiders
4 Darren McFadden, RB
Al Davis is retarded.
Kansas City Chiefs
5 Glenn Dorsey, DT
15 Branden Albert, G
35 Brandon Flowers, CB
Chiefs probably won day one. Dorsey at 5 was best player available and they simply couldn't pass here. They must also be loving the fact that Albert, who they are apparently in love with and saw many mocks take him at five, dropped to their second pick. Flowers fills a need with a decent value pick in the second.
New York Jets
6 Vernon Gholston, DE/LB
30 Dustin Keller, TE
Gholston is a clear pick here, probably BPA and no running back is sensible here with McFadden off the board. However, trading up to 30 to take Keller when he'd be available at 36 is another incident in a long line of Jets drafting stupidity.
New Orleans Saints
7 Sedrick Ellis, DT
40 Tracy Porter, CB
Made an OK trade to inch up a few spots to take Ellis, which fills a gap in their d-line. Porter is sensible enough and will help a flaky secondary.
Jacksonville Jaguars
8 Derrick Harvey, DE
52 Quentin Groves, DE/LB
Don't understand what they were doing here. They traded up to eight in order to take Harvey, who imo shouldn't be going anywhere near that high. On the other hand, Groves at 52 is sweet value.
Cincinnati Bengals
9 Keith Rivers, LB
48 Jerome Simpson, WR
Rivers is fine in terms of value but doesn't address more important needs at CB or the defensive line. Simpson makes sense in that CJ may not play next season, but I don't think he's the best WR if he needs to slot in immediately.
New England Patriots
10 Jerod Mayo, LB
62 Terrence Wheatley, CB
Mayo's a solid enough player but I think it's a big reach here, I think they do better by taking a corner. New England don't have huge needs though, and these picks address them nicely.
Buffalo Bills
11 Leodis McKelvin, CB
41 James Hardy, WR
Solid selections, the Bills need corner and wideout help badly and these selections are perfectly fine.
Denver Broncos
12 Ryan Clady, OT
42 Eddie Royal, WR
Clady is a no-brain pick. They needed a wide receiver as well, but I think better WRs were still on the board at the time.
Carolina Panthers
13 Jonathan Stewart, RB
19 Jeff Otah, OT
The actual selections are fine, the only problem is that Carolina traded away far too many picks in order to secure the 19 from the Eagles to select Otah, who's simply not worth what they've given up.
Chicago Bears
14 Chris Williams, OT
44 Matt Forte, RB
Williams is sound. Taking Forte where they did is insane, he should have been available later, and they're passing on Henne and Brohm, who won't be.
Arizona Cardinals
16 Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB
50 Calais Campbell, DE
Nice job here. DRC was tipped to possibly go higher. Campbell's a high variance pick but is a potential steal where they got him.
Detroit Lions
17 Gosder Cherilus, OT
45 Jordan Dizon, LB
They make a sensible trade down with the Chiefs, but picking Cherilus here when Mendenhall is still available is madness. Dizon's a slight reach and maybe not the best linebacker available at the time. The only way this draft could have been worse is if they'd taken yet more wide receivers.
Baltimore Ravens
18 Joe Flacco, QB
55 Ray Rice, RB
wat. Flacco at QB is madness, he's borderline round 1/round 2 really, and would have been available later and they didn't need to trade up to get him. Rice is a steal though.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
20 Aqib Talib, CB
58 Dexter Jackson, WR
Talib is overrated and has decent bust potential. Jackson's OK and they've been needing a receiver. I'd rather they'd taken any WR they like at 20 and re-evaluated defensively later.
Dallas Cowboys
22 Felix Jones, RB
25 Mike Jenkins, CB
61 Martellus Bennett, TE
Jones at 22 is plain awful. Jenkins at 25 is excellent. Bennett I don't know about but is apparently a decent pick.
Pittsburgh Steelers
23 Rashard Mendenhall, RB
53 Limas Sweed, WR
Pittsburgh are going to have a sick offence, having taken the BPA both times even though it doesn't fill huge needs (like the o-line). Sweed could easily have gone in round 1 and is crazy value at 53.
Tennessee Titans
24 Chris Johnson, RB
54 Jason Jones, DE
With no WRs selected by the time they have their first pick, they can choose whoever's top of their value board and give Young some targets. Instead, they reach for some RB who has no business going in round 1. Jones is unconvincing as well.
Houston Texans
26 Duane Brown, OT
OK I guess, they're on the right end of a picks trade from Baltimore and can sort out other issues on day 2.
San Diego Chargers
27 Antoine Cason, CB
With all the linemen worthy of being picked here gone, San Diego sort out a less important need by taking Cason at a decent spot.
Seattle Seahawks
28 Lawrence Jackson, DE
38 John Carlson, TE
Don't really understand the Jackson pick, especially with Merling on the board. Carlson is also odd with better TEs available.
San Francisco 49ers
29 Kentwan Balmer, DT
39 Chilo Rachal, G
Good drafting. The 49ers needed help on the offensive line and the front seven on defence, and sort it out.
New York Giants
31 Kenny Phillips, S
63 Terrell Thomas, CB
Nothing wrong here. New York's weakness is its secondary and they get two players for good value.
Washington Redskins
34 Devin Thomas, WR
48 Fred Davis, TE
51 Malcolm Kelly, WR
Jason Campbell shouldn't be lacking weapons. Thomas is the best WR in the draft according to some and shouldn't have dropped this far. Kelly is also good value in the middle of the second. They also get a decent TE.
Green Bay Packers
36 Jordy Nelson, WR
56 Brian Brohm, QB
60 Patrick Lee, CB
Green Bay don't really need a WR, and Nelson isn't as good as others that were left. Rodgers must feel so loved after they drafted Brohm. Lee is a decent selection.
Minnesota Vikings
43 Tyrell Johnson, SS
Maybe a slight reach, but no biggie. I have to wonder why they passed on a QB here, unless they continue to have faith in Tarvaris Jackson.
Philadelphia Eagles
47 Trevor Laws, DT
49 DeSean Jackson, WR
Dominated the Panthers in a trade and got some excellent value for these picks. Nice job.
Indianapolis Colts
59 Mike Pollak, C
Without a huge deal of things to sort, the Colts take one of the BPA in Pollak. They may have done better by going elsewhere, but this pick is fine.
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Also sucks that Liddell's out of UFC 85. May sell tickets now.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!That's excellent programming, well done. Also UFC 83
Posted by jonthomson Apr. 21, 2008 @ 7:15 PM EDTI misclick-typed to try to get to the general forum from somewhere and hit forum 11 instead of forum 1. Naturally, after being banhammered, this should come up with a "sorry, you're not permitted to come here" type of message. But no. It's a blank screen. Completely blank. Nothing on it whatsoever. Same with the other mod forums (that'd be 9, bbs mod, 11, review mod, 12, general mod for those who care and don't know).
Now while I respect the fact that Newgrounds is sensitive to users' bandwidth requirements (hence the fact they've had tight upload limits for more or less ever), is it really that hard to put up a simple "you're not supposed to be here, go away" message in text? I mean really, it can't be that difficult. Come on. It takes basically two seconds. A blank screen is horribly unprofessional.
Also opening up this blog post for general UFC 83 discussion. I have opinions, and will air them if prompted.
Also. TtFaF is the best track ever, and checking out the mod forum blankness has allowed my alt to deposit, lol
[edit - it's not just those, it's if you're shifting the portal id number up one waiting for new submissions. it's hugely annoying, especially when you have a massive screen just spewing white at you]
Updated: 04/22/08 8:51 AM 0 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!Seeing how they've added this embed feature in, some classic chris rock for you all.
Just played a poker session, down about a buyin and a half (thanks to those who cracked AA with KQ and J5s respectively). But I had to post some hand history highlights. Firstly, what sets the guy off. Notice the expert preflop limp-call with 32s:
Full Tilt Poker Game #6002909359: Table Portrait Peak - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:48:05 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: pablo442 ($2)
Seat 2: pranaman ($17.70)
Seat 3: idolfan1986 ($4.15)
Seat 4: jigglypuff64 ($5)
Seat 5: lol_me_is_good ($2.15)
Seat 6: CharlieFreck ($13.80)
Seat 7: iching64 ($10.70)
Seat 8: SteelAleks ($2)
Seat 9: faxxenaxx ($2)
iching64 posts the small blind of $0.05
SteelAleks has 5 seconds left to act
SteelAleks posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jigglypuff64 [Kc Ac]
faxxenaxx folds
pranaman folds
idolfan1986 calls $0.10
jigglypuff64 raises to $0.45
lol_me_is_good folds
CharlieFreck folds
iching64 folds
SteelAleks folds
idolfan1986 calls $0.35
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d 6c]
idolfan1986 has 15 seconds left to act
idolfan1986 bets $0.70
jigglypuff64 calls $0.70
*** TURN *** [3c 5d 6c] [2c]
idolfan1986 bets $1.50
jigglypuff64 raises to $3.85, and is all in
idolfan1986 calls $1.50, and is all in
jigglypuff64 shows [Kc Ac]
idolfan1986 shows [2s 3s]
Uncalled bet of $0.85 returned to jigglypuff64
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d 6c 2c] [4c]
jigglypuff64 shows a flush, Ace high
idolfan1986 shows a straight, Six high
jigglypuff64 wins the pot ($7.65) with a flush, Ace high
idolfan1986 is sitting out
Going to simply cut out the best of the chat highlights from here on out:
idolfan1986: PIECE OF SHIRT
idolfan1986 has returned
(I then repop him on flop with top two pair after he minraises me preflop blind v blind)
idolfan1986: u &@$@#$
idolfan1986: u fayggot
(some idiot who minraised preflop with KTs outdraws him on river after he limp-calls 87s and flops top pair)
idolfan1986: U FYUCKING PIECE OF SHYT
CharlieFreck: quit going all in on &@&$e hands
idolfan1986: quit being a little FAGGGOT AND CALLING WITH NO PAIR
jigglypuff64: tilt much?
idolfan1986: FYUCK U BIATCH
CharlieFreck: quit being a whiny $@@@!
idolfan1986: fyuck u biatch
idolfan1986: u suck DIACK
CharlieFreck: and i have like $15 of your money
idolfan1986: u sucked out like a little bytch
CharlieFreck: only once
idolfan1986: no all the tikmes
idolfan1986: quit being a pussy he didnt have an 8
kunzy007: Beeftime?
idolfan1986: y did u fold charlie u suck ur such a little bittch u and gayboy jigglypuff over here
CharlieFreck: I fold when I can't win
kobebryant1 (Observer): can i ask u something
CharlieFreck: that's why i don't have to buy more chips every 5 minutes like you
kobebryant1 (Observer): whats ur problem idolfan?
idolfan1986: i get sucked out on alot
idolfan1986: u just hit ;lucky hands
Gets a bit dull for a while
CharlieFreck: online fights are the best, no bruises.
kobebryant1: :)
kobebryant1: right
kunzy007: and everybody who dont want to fight can also mute the persons so dont cry
idolfan1986: ur just a fagg like everyone else
kobebryant1: ask somebody else around here
CharlieFreck: how can you call someone a fagg with a name like idolfan
idolfan1986: u r dump? do u speak english
idolfan1986: ask jigglypuff how gay
kobebryant1: backward , i forgot to say
kunzy007: i thought polish
idolfan1986: how is that chinese explain?
kunzy007: bye bye little biatch
Charlie then stacks off with overcards against flopped nuts
idolfan1986: CHARLIE WOW U SUCK
CharlieFreck: still have more than you
CharlieFreck: didn't even have to rebuy
idolfan1986: ur a terrible player
idolfan1986: it was obvious he had a straight
CharlieFreck: and your a donkey
idolfan1986: no u r im not the one calling a straight with just a pair when the opponent made it obvious he had it
CharlieFreck: no you the player who goes all in on 8 7
idolfan1986: i had u beat u sucked out
CharlieFreck: you had a pair of sevens get over it
idolfan1986: not even chasing a flush C HASING A PAIR
idolfan1986: WHOS THE DONKEY U GOT LUCKY
CharlieFreck: and you didn't it's called a game of chance
idolfan1986: hey didnt u have like 15 dollars in chips at one time?
CharlieFreck: hey haven't you already lost like 15 dollars
About this time I get bored so buddylist and chat block both of them.
Currently listening to: Megadeth's Greatest Hits, 8/10
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Than the sound of cpu fan grinding against heatsink. Not only does it sound awful, it also means buying a new cooling setup, and to be on the safe side using an older slower computer that doesn't have all my music on it (while I do have that on an external HD, it's formatted as NTFS so, iirc, win98 can't read it). At least it made itself known to me noisily, rather than just dying and allowing my mobo to melt.
As an aside, the lack of great april fools' gags everywhere is very disappointing
[edit - after god knows how much poking and shoving, because of socket A mobos having the most ridiculous system of attaching heatsinks, and fearing that i'd bricked the system at least three times, it seems to have worked, thank god]
Updated: 04/03/08 12:00 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Someone drew my attention to this blog:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.
com/
It's hilarious, and somewhat true. Of course, I feel the need to point out that I could probably post this on the BBS and see nothing happen, but if I posted a link to a similar blog about how certain people stereotypically like fried chicken and watermelon, I'd probably get banned.
Would also like to comment at this point that it really sucks that Europe doesn't have Brawl yet.
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