jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[flying circle clock]

Pointless

I have a clock on my computer already which is actually easy to read. As far as programming goes, well, it works, it doesn't mean it's anything other than a complete waste of space.

stevo1699 responds:

A waste of space just like your a waste of skin

[Ng Mod Meat 2007]

Bahahahaha, instant win

Funk is actually Goro.

poxpower responds:

Yeah he did lose some weight.

[Luis Day Song]

Hahahahahaha, fucking win

This is the best thing you've ever done and it's not close

TomFulp responds:

To think, I could make 365 of these per year instead of wasting my time on epic crap!

[al yor eBaum r blong 2 us]

Nice crossover

AYB with photoshopping and pisstaking out of ebaums. A nice combination if there ever was one.

cr0miumZX responds:

NO

IT SUCKS

[Reviewer Pwnage!]

Funny enough for decent scores

Not a bad little flash. Shame you had to spoil it by involving pube muppet, but it was well made and pretty funny, nice work.

Frankiedaman responds:

Thanks =)

[PS3 Publicity Drive]

Rubbish

Some random things, like Arfenhouse, are funny. Other random things, like this, aren't. Poor in pretty much every respect.

cockjockey responds:

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What do you do when you're not reviewing flash movies? Give astronaughts marks out of ten for re-entry? It's ironic that you say some random things are funny and some aren't with a total straight face. The very word random indicates a lack of consistency.
Fuck off and make a stickman movie so I can come review it, philistine.

[Barney Poop 16]

Three times better than B

Well it is.

Telekenetikus responds:

<3

[The ending...]

Dull

Submission was too short and lacked quality. The voice acting in the credits was poor and mumbled. But the drawings weren't bad, and a few technical sound improvements and longer plot could make for a good movie.

MarkArandjus responds:

If you say so.

[(HNT) Avoiding the Flames]

Good summary

Hits several nails on the head there. A useful flash to view for any new users, although you really ought to have added a scene with the "BBS rules - read that, that means you, new people!" link highlighted in lots of pretty colours. A good addition to the series.

JujubeLock responds:

Thanks jon, glad to have your support. Maybe today you won't have to lock as many threads as usual. ;)

[HNT: Abusive Reviews]

States the obvious

A pretty good idea of how not to review. It's not easy to review this as it's not a standard flash - technically it's not brilliant, but it puts over some good messages. Some funny images used. It could perhaps have been improved by having a bit of animation and some comic examples of reviewing n00bism, and maybe making it a little longer. A good view overall.

JujubeLock responds:

thanks for the kind words, retired General