jonthomson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You gotta]

There's nothing here to watch. It's basically a lip sync test, and tests don't belong here.

[My first Madness animation]

Don't upload previews to the Portal - use Dumping Grounds and the forums for feedback. Especially if you're not showing us anything new at all, Krinkels ripoffs became stale a decade ago

[Magikarp Jump: The Power of Friendship]

Alright. Decent animation, decent length, sounds are alright, and yes, people still play this. Shame the only thing you could think about other than that on your description was spam, but hey ho

[Pixel Ninja]

So much wrong with this. Was expecting something a lot better after that lengthy intro, but that really was the best part of the submission, if the rest was that quality I'd probably protect it. The main entry itself was poor - NOTHING happened, the animation was incredibly limited, the sound effects on the text are among the most annoying I've ever heard. Maybe in a further installment something will happen, but I fear it'd just be yet another low quality stick fight, and as such not be worth watching.

DMD35 responds:

Well Sorry :(

[anger is contagious]

It's a bit random, and there's something about it I kind of like, but then what I thought was a decent length movie is spoiled by the last third of it being credits. If it had a bit more content this would probably be a protect.

JuanAdventure responds:

thanks i will try to get better

[3D Frankenstein Turntable]

Rather pointless upload. It's not a movie nor a game, it's just a 3D image you've done. No reason to watch this.

[The magic glass]

It's a nice enough background, but that's it. It's a three second animation of a moving glass, there's no content to it that would appeal to any of Newgrounds' target audience even it it wasn't just three seconds long.

[The unexpected fighting]

Low quality stick fight, with limited backdrops, grainy characters and terrible sound effects. It gets a star as it at least has some length to it, but improvements are needed

[Cinco de Gayo 2]

The animation is OK, but there's no content here. There is no story, no punchline, nothing of interest, half of the runtime is clogged up with excessive intro/outro, it's just nothing

artistunknown responds:

1. There is a story.
2. There is a punchline, it's just very stealthy.
3. Dicks are interesting.
4. The intro and outro take up closer to 1/3 of the video, and I'd hardly say 11 seconds is "excessive". Why does the outro even matter? It's AFTER the video, you don't have to sit through it.
5. Fairly sure it's more than nothing, otherwise it'd just be a blank screen, which you can find on newgrounds pretty frequently :p

[Game Grumps Animated - The Stroker]

Animation is limited, actual content is not your own and boring to begin with, very little to recommend here