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Do not upload incomplete test versions of games to the Portal. Use Dumping Grounds and the forums for feedback.

Do not upload incomplete test versions of games to the Portal. Use Dumping Grounds.

Generic match 3 shovelware. Nothing that hasn't been seen before and hence not worth playing.

Artur-Felipe responds:

It may look alike but it was done with a lot of love.

Far too short. It has some sounds, actually has a little bit of effort in terms of a background and the animation isn't the worst I've seen, but it's a one second stick fight. There's no room for story, content, violence - make your next effort substantially longer and it might just creep up to the protect level, but ideally think of something new

Generic done to death Match 3 game. Nothing anyone has not seen before.

Do not upload continual test versions of a game. Post on Dumping Grounds and get feedback from the forums.

NYTUO responds:

ok thanks for you respond...

Yeah, this really isn't anything worth playing with. It has a medal, but that's about the only thing it's worth looking at for, the deaths are quite terribly designed and executed

Do not submit demos, or, like this, things that are nowhere near demos, to the Portal. Use Dumping Grounds and the forums for feedback.

Do not upload incomplete works to the Portal, especially if you admit it's not even at a beta/demo stage, and you shouldn't upload it then either. Use Dumping Grounds and the forums for this.

snowmanmedia responds:

If you think not even demos should be uploaded, then search 'demo' and see how many results you find.

Awful. Lags like hell, completely pointless, not like there isn't 489237689376803 different versions of Pong here already, of which 95% are more interesting (i.e. have sound, opponent, are well programmed, some even do something slightly different given it's a 45 year old game). Thought about giving you half a star given that it at least is titled as finished unlike that other game you keep uploading pointless betas for, but decided that would be too generous. Make your own game and finish it.

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