jonthomson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hardcore Singleplayer Pong]

Awful. Lags like hell, completely pointless, not like there isn't 489237689376803 different versions of Pong here already, of which 95% are more interesting (i.e. have sound, opponent, are well programmed, some even do something slightly different given it's a 45 year old game). Thought about giving you half a star given that it at least is titled as finished unlike that other game you keep uploading pointless betas for, but decided that would be too generous. Make your own game and finish it.

[Ultimate Pong]

Why are you submitting an unfinished version of Pong? Search the Portal - there are thousands of Pong games. Even if you finish it, it's not going to be worth playing unless it has something incredibly new and exciting, which is very difficult on a 40+ year old game. Come up with your own ideas.

[Pong]

Originality = zero. Doesn't even seem possible to alter the angle the ball moves at, making it even more boring than every other Pong clone that we've seen. Complete waste of time.

[Adventure Plane]

Simple game with nice old school graphics, could have done with a few more levels but fine for a quick play through. Controls seem fine, you can't really use four way controls if it's being ported to mobile... music is decent.

[Electric Cock Rocket]

Pretty decent game, somewhat original concept and it handles well, sounds are good and the graphical style is nice, definitely worth a shot

DBuck-Eye responds:

Glad that you liked it!

[EuroJackpot Number Generator]

A button that does what random.org can do better, fantastic

[Run! Mayweather Run!]

Nice idea, but gameplay is far, far too limited to possibly recommend. Hit detection also seems iffy.

vasquezdavid1991 responds:

yes, I know the jugabiidad is limited but have only 2 days learning to program .

I'm working for it is not so limited.

[Slider Game]

Unoriginal sliding puzzle game with no sound and limited graphics. As this concept is very old and nothing you haven't played before, it's impossible to recommend it. Gets a star as it seems to work at least.