jonthomson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[~GUNZ~]

Alright Final Fight/Double Dragon style run and gun game, good music selections, feel like they're from some classic arcade game. Only issue is that it's really not that exciting to play, most of the enemies are predictable until you reach what I assume to be the first boss which is just a pain to fight. Controls are somewhat slow as well. Worth a play, others might get more value out of it.

[Ball Maze]

Simple enough game. It works, although the collision detection is a bit iffy on occasion, but that's about it, there's no sound, no challenge, and the graphics are basic at best. Add some music, much harder mazes with more tricky obstacles, and it might be worth a play - as is, it's not even worth playing through once.

[Cubitsu 2]

Have played this a fair bit elsewhere, good to see it actually was on NG and I missed it. Looks/sounds fine, fair bit of strategy to it. Only real replay value is to see how high a score you can get, after about level 6 it just becomes very close to unbeatable.

[Balls]

Pretty similar in concept to a game of the same name that I first played a decade ago, but introducing differing opposition (multiple balls etc) is a neat trick. Not a huge amount of replay value, but worth a quick look and play. Could have used some sound.

[I'm not drunk]

Not particularly good. It's essentially a Flappy Bird clone, except with incredibly unresponsive controls that make the game impossible.

[Flowers Room Escape]

More overdone, boring escape game shovelware. Stop churning these out every day and make something actually interesting.

EscapeFan responds:

Please don't play our games then. No one is forcing you. There are others, who like them. We won't sop adding our games, just because you want it.