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Interesting concept with a bit of playability. Needs an option to mute the music, which is horrendous (if the option exists, I couldn't see it). Seems a bit laggy on completing levels. Worth a play.

Version 9384569347689357680346073560 of Pong in the Portal, of which 95% of them play better than this. Waste of time.

Do not submit tests to the Portal, use dumping grounds.

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Unoriginal noughts and crosses game. Seems broken in that it gives you two goes in succession frequently, AI is comically bad even on "hard", just missing many automatic wins. Graphics really simple, no sound, can't recommend this.

Looks and sounds pretty decent, with an OK variety of towers and special effects. That said, I didn't find the game all that fun to play, the controls seemed somewhat fiddly - can't see myself coming back to this one.

The minor twist that you can shoot stuff isn't that interesting in my opinion, doesn't add much beyond the fact that it's just Pong, which has been done thousands of times. Sounds are irritating, graphical style is bad and the whole thing's just jerky. Difficulty is non-existant.

Stop submitting these completely terrible migraine giving "games", they're all atrocious.

Nothing overly original here. It's a simple avoiding obstacles game which we've all played a thousand times, simple but effective graphics with OK soundtrack, difficulty curve is way off (goes from easy to difficult far too quickly). Alright, worth a protect and a quick play if this sort of thing is somehow new to you.

This would be incredibly dull if it was actually a point and click, add incomprehensible controls and it becomes something to completely avoid. Visuals terrible.

Alright Final Fight/Double Dragon style run and gun game, good music selections, feel like they're from some classic arcade game. Only issue is that it's really not that exciting to play, most of the enemies are predictable until you reach what I assume to be the first boss which is just a pain to fight. Controls are somewhat slow as well. Worth a play, others might get more value out of it.

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