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Another pointless version of Pong that offers nothing extra over the hundreds that are already in the portal. No point in playing this.

Interesting concept with a bit of playability. Needs an option to mute the music, which is horrendous (if the option exists, I couldn't see it). Seems a bit laggy on completing levels. Worth a play.

Version 9384569347689357680346073560 of Pong in the Portal, of which 95% of them play better than this. Waste of time.

Do not submit tests to the Portal, use dumping grounds.

TotteAndersson responds:

Thanks.

Looks and sounds pretty decent, with an OK variety of towers and special effects. That said, I didn't find the game all that fun to play, the controls seemed somewhat fiddly - can't see myself coming back to this one.

The minor twist that you can shoot stuff isn't that interesting in my opinion, doesn't add much beyond the fact that it's just Pong, which has been done thousands of times. Sounds are irritating, graphical style is bad and the whole thing's just jerky. Difficulty is non-existant.

Nothing overly original here. It's a simple avoiding obstacles game which we've all played a thousand times, simple but effective graphics with OK soundtrack, difficulty curve is way off (goes from easy to difficult far too quickly). Alright, worth a protect and a quick play if this sort of thing is somehow new to you.

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